The one myth in this entire hub that's actually true
Every other page in this cluster exists to correct "they hibernate." This one exists to confirm it. Bats really do hibernate — a genuine, profound, multi-month metabolic shutdown, not the loose waking dormancy of a raccoon or the full winter activity of a squirrel or opossum. It's the one time in this entire hub where the popular belief and the biology line up exactly.
The reason this page still needs care isn't the biology. It's that a correct fact gets misapplied into two opposite bad conclusions: 'they're asleep, so ignore it forever' and 'they're just sleeping, so I can clear them out right now.' Both are wrong, and for the same underlying reason — hibernation doesn't make a bat problem simple, it makes the timing of any response a legal and biological constraint rather than a homeowner's convenience.

