The one-word answer that's wrong
"Raccoons hibernate" is one of the most confidently wrong answers in this entire hub, and it comes from a genuinely reasonable observation: a raccoon can disappear for weeks at a stretch during a cold snap and sleep for up to a month straight. NH Fish & Game addresses this directly — raccoons "are not hibernators, but may appear so during extremely cold weather." The appearance and the reality are two different things, and the gap between them is exactly where the myth lives.

