The year closes the way it opened
December's two peak species — cockroaches and squirrels — are the same pairing January opens with, and for the same reasons: German cockroaches breed year-round indoors regardless of season, and squirrels are back in their late-winter breeding cycle. Nine other species are winding down at once, from dormant ants and beetles clustered in wall voids to raccoons in deep winter torpor. Outdoors, the pest year is essentially over. That repetition — the same quiet answer December and January both give — is exactly the kind of honest, undramatic finding a real calendar produces and a flattened, same-seven-pests-every-month list never could.

